I’m so confused

I’m still not sure what to make of last night’s episode.

Irony:  (i·ro·ny) a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

Last night Sawyer led a mission off the island, much like Jack did at the end of season four.  Jack jumps into the ocean to stay on the island, much like Sawyer did at the end of season four.   This time around Sun and Jin reunite, instead of being torn apart.  Claire is on board, instead of Aaron.  Their escape is impeded by Charles Widmore, instead of facilitated by Penny Widmore.  Why was Lepidus not steering the boat?

Sayid and Desmond, who both were conspicuously absent from the planned escape, now seem to be working together against Locke (Smokey, Mib, Flocke, etc.).   After Jack determines he needs to stop Locke, he is saved by him.  Where are Richard, Ben, and Miles?

In the flash sideways

Desmond continues to be the constant, pulling the strings to reunite the timelines.  Jack learns of his sister, Claire.   Kate and Sayid have now both been arrested by Sawyer.  Sun knows Locke is evil.  Jack is about to make Locke walk again.  And we have yet to see Juliet in the flash sideways, which makes me believe she will reappear as Jack’s ex-wife.

I’m more confused now then when I started writing.

Melo’s People of Utah

Anyone catch this commercial at the end of the 3rd quarter in last night’s game against the Utah Jazz?  I’m going out on a limb and thinking The Fans of Carmelo Anthony in Utah did not pay for this ad, nor do they exist.  This video stinks of Nike.   But I like it.

A few weeks ago Priest sent me a YouTube clip of Don Rickles roasting Sammie Davis Jr. and it got me thinking of some of my favorite Don Rickles moments.  Immediately, the scene in Dirty Work came to mind.  In that scene Rickles calls Artie Lange a baby gorilla while listening to his stomach for frolicking ice cream as Norm MacDonald laughs off-cue.  I then began thinking of Norm MacDonald and impulsively began looking up “Dirty Work” and “Norm MacDonald” clips.  That’s how my mind works…

Norm MacDonald, much like his movie Dirty Work, is very funny and under-appreciated.  My wife and I saw Dirty Work in a massive cineplex outside of Boulder.  To this day, it is the only movie I’ve seen where the theater was completely empty.  Just the two of us.   Well, actually, one random guy came in about an hour into the film, sat down for 5 minutes, then left.  But that’s it.  Awesome.

Alright, here it is.  My favorite Norm MacDonald clips from YouTube and Hulu.

Don Rickles and Norm in Dirty Work

I love this clip.  Not really a “Norm” video, but it’s great.

Early Norm MacDonald Stand Up

Norm Hijacks Conan Interview

This is a clip from Late Night with Conan O’Brien where he interviews the girl from Melrose Place.  Norm completely  hijacks the interview from the guest couch.  This one gets real good about 5 minutes in.

The Norm MacDonald Fan Club

Norm on Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

More Early Norm MacDonald Stand Up

It’s too bad NBC removed all of the Weekend Update video from YouTube.  I am hoping they will appear in their entirety over at Hulu soon.  Until then, enjoy the other video.

As I am typing this, I am watching the latest episode of Heroes on Hulu.com.  It’s difficult to watch my favorite TV shows when I am on the road, so my wife and I often have a TV Show Marathon Night when I return.  But now, thanks to Hulu, I can watch NBC, Fox, and Comedy Central shows on the road and not fill-up the DVR.

I gave Hulu a spin about a year ago, but really did not like it.  It was slow, awkward, and had limited viewing options.  In fact, I completely forgot about it.  It’s funny what a clever commercial during the Super Bowl with an A-list actor can do to promote a website.  So here I am again, after Alec Baldwin turned into an alien, checking out the site.   And I have to say… it’s the bee’s knees.

My Internet connection on the road is my Blackberry Pearl tethered to my MacBook Pro (there will be another post on how to successfully tether a Blackberry to a MacBook later).  I use VZAccess from Verizon and get decent speed, but certainly not broadband speed.  That being said, the buffering speed from Hulu is very fast within the “natural” segments of the show.  There are 30 second commercial breaks before each segment, as well.

The Hulu video player is close to perfect

The flash-based web video player is fantastic!  The stream buffers when the player is paused, which is essential.  There is a buffer meter to help those on slower connections, like myself, to know when it is safe to start playback without worrying about the stream stalling.  You can watch it in full screen 480p if you have a fast connection.  You can also pop the screen out in real-time.  There are embedding options to post on websites, as well.   There is even an option to “lower the lights” to darken the browser surrounding the video player.  It’s pretty slick.

Hulu movie and TV clips

One of the things I really love about Hulu is the ability to watch and post movie and TV clips.  Although, it’s hard to navigate without some trial and error.  If you search the “most popular” or “highest rated” movie clips, for example, you will find that various frat-favorites like Porky’s, Animal House, and American Pie dominate the search results.  So if you have kids, you may want to save the Ice Age clips in your queue, instead of searching for it with them.  I did a search for the Three Amigos and found this clip below.

Full length, commercial interrupted movies and TV shows

There’s actually a decent amount of movie titles, especially for independent films.  Each movie has commercials inserted, just as if you were watching a movie on a network television station.  Personally, I think it’s great.  I would much rather endure a few 30 second commercials than pay a monthly subscription fee for a service I may or may not use.

The amount of TV shows Hulu has to offer is ridiculously good.  Almost every NBC and Fox show is represented, as well as favorites from other networks such as Comedy Central, PBS, USA Network, Bravo, Fuel TV, FX, SPEED Channel, Sci Fi, Style, Sundance, E!, G4, Versus, Noggin TV, Nick Jr., PBS KIDS Sprout, Disney Channel and Oxygen.  The only catch is that most TV shows only provide the last five episodes.

Scott Stafford [dot] com subscription recommendations

Alright, it’s time to set-up my queue.  Here are some quick recommendations for new TV shows for all you road warriors and non-digital converters out there.  In alphabetical order:

24, 30 Rock, Chuck, Colbert Report, Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Fringe, Heroes, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Medium, The Office, The Simpsons, and Spaceballs: The Animated Series.  Have fun!

This is my current favorite Harvey Sid Fisher song.

I so need an Xbox!

I can’t get this song out of my head.

My head hurts when I try to think how this could possibly be done…

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